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Hawk
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posted 01-08- 08:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to
take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the
day?"
"Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the
last bowl."

The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes
to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him
was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.

"Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked.

"No, help yourself," replied his neighbor.

The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the
chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the
body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he
puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl.

The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I
got, too."

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nealg
Pilot
posted 01-08- 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What the heck?? Hawk, you got a over-supply of Pepto back there??

I definitely need a stomach settler - let's try a little bourbon and Pepto!!

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