posted 11-30- 11:35 AM               

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This is the bar and whats a bar with out some jokes?
Kat don't let your dad choke on this one.

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
>or any sex for quite some time. She was afraid she might have
>something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
>expertise of a famous sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she
>see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. Upon entering the
>examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off your crose and craw
>reery, reery fass to udder side of room."
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>The woman did as she was told. "Now craw reery, reery fass back to
me."
>So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head very slowly and said, "your
>probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. The worse case I
>ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or date."
>
>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
>Zachary Disease?"
>
>Dr. Chang looked the women in the eye and replied, " Ed Zachary
>Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary like your ass."

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posted 11-30- 12:24 PM            

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That is damn funny!!! lmfao!!

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posted 11-30- 02:49 PM               

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>
>THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL THAT NEVER MADE IT ON THE AIR
>
>Cover Charge $15.00
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>Round of Drinks $23.00
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>Table Dance $30.00
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>Another Round of drinks $23.00
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>Couch dance and tips $50.00
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>A round of shots $34.00
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>Another Round of drinks $23.00
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>Lap dance and handjob $100.00
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>Private dance and hotel room $500.00
>
>Sending her away and never having to listen to her bitch .........
>Priceless

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