posted 11-27- 04:41 PM               

A man was visiting his wife in the hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened-- to which the man replies: "She choked."

posted 11-27- 04:45 PM               

'Soughed off, mate!'

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Kopper

Fortunae Nihil
(Nothing to Chance)
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One plane at a time.

posted 11-28- 12:39 PM               

I gotta shoot this guy down someday!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO