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Spyder Pilot	posted 11-22- 10:12 AM A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours? Other guy: Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with huge, huge breasts was there. So, instead of saying I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh. She socked me one. The first guy says, "Yeah, mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties." But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you fucking bitch." (snigger!) IP: Logged
Sv Pilot	posted 11-22- 11:28 AM You ARE the joke-master! This one killed me.... ------------------ -Sv =FC= IP: Logged
Spyder Pilot	posted 11-22- 05:23 PM I REALLY had a laugh with this one myself. More to come.... [This message has been edited by Spyder (edited 11-22-1999).] IP: Logged
kopper JAG	posted 11-22- 05:26 PM Spyder, How did you get your pic in with HTML disabled in the profiles? ------------------ Kopper Fortunae Nihil (Nothing to Chance) OPPs Making SDOE a Dangerous place. One plane at a time. IP: Logged
nealg Pilot	posted 11-22- 06:32 PM Man, I just knew my ex would tell SOMEbody!! ------------------ nealg=FC= IP: Logged
Spyder Pilot	posted 11-22- 07:16 PM Kopper it's Ubb code not html. We used to do this before on Petes board remember? Use the [img] commands. cheers IP: Logged

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