posted 11-23- 11:58 PM
[Stark walks in, looks around, walks the perimiter of the bar, carefully examines the barstools and takes a seat on the sturdiest looking one]AHHHhh.... finally, a replacement for the Pen... well, a substitute anyhow. MH, thanks for the facility, but it's a bit too clean - oh well, I can fix that. Theres an awful lot of lights in here too.
[Stark pulls out a beaten, battered, and generally mutilated notebook and begins to note down some 'improvements' to be made to the new facility]
Hmmm... no skylights - hows a guy supposed to bail-out and land for a beer? And, hey! Whats this??? A dishwaser???? You mean clean glassware? Takes half the flavor right out of cheap beer! And not one single bullet hole in the walls either. Sheesh, this place does need work - luckily for you I work for free!
[Stark puts his notebook away and heads for the door.]
Now let's see, I'll need a baseball bat, a .50 cal, 100 pounds of dirt, a snow blower, 35 feet of rubber hose, 2 llamas, as much neoprene as I can find, the undecarriage of a Lanc, and 2 cans of teargas (for ambiance) ... hmmm...alot of work here,I may have to find Enthor and get some help with this one....
[Narrators Note: MH - you need more insurance on this place - MUCH more insurance.]