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Stark
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posted 11-23- 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stark     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[Stark walks in, looks around, walks the perimiter of the bar, carefully examines the barstools and takes a seat on the sturdiest looking one]

AHHHhh.... finally, a replacement for the Pen... well, a substitute anyhow. MH, thanks for the facility, but it's a bit too clean - oh well, I can fix that. Theres an awful lot of lights in here too.

[Stark pulls out a beaten, battered, and generally mutilated notebook and begins to note down some 'improvements' to be made to the new facility]

Hmmm... no skylights - hows a guy supposed to bail-out and land for a beer? And, hey! Whats this??? A dishwaser???? You mean clean glassware? Takes half the flavor right out of cheap beer! And not one single bullet hole in the walls either. Sheesh, this place does need work - luckily for you I work for free!

[Stark puts his notebook away and heads for the door.]

Now let's see, I'll need a baseball bat, a .50 cal, 100 pounds of dirt, a snow blower, 35 feet of rubber hose, 2 llamas, as much neoprene as I can find, the undecarriage of a Lanc, and 2 cans of teargas (for ambiance) ... hmmm...alot of work here,I may have to find Enthor and get some help with this one....

[Narrators Note: MH - you need more insurance on this place - MUCH more insurance.]

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nealg
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posted 11-24- 12:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OK...100 pounds of dirt coming up!

( nealg edges his Spifire stick forward from 800 ft above the runway, and eases throttle up to 100% - no fear of getting any concrete mixed in - he never hits the runway anyway )

Ah, what I won't do for a homey atmosphere!

For King, Queen, and Cheap Beer.........!!

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nealg=FC=

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Katana
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posted 11-24- 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Katana   Click Here to Email Katana     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Just don't blow that bloody dust on Jades picture" mutters Katana as he searches through the dim light in a vain effort to get a drink.

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Cheers
Kat out

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nealg
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posted 11-25- 01:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
{ nealg drags his broken carcass across the room, rips off his moustache with his bare hands, and gently wipes away every speck of dust that dares to settle on Jade's picture ]

Just don't clean the glasses!!!!

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