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Lord Haw Haw Cadet	posted 06-27- 01:56 AM To the British people shivering in the dark thanks to the ineptitude of their American "friends"... And just to point out a contradiction from the allied camp- Jeeves refered to the axis forces and our choice of aircraft with the statement - "Of course the Axis would sink so low as to pick the one Uber plane in the game-- they are not skilled enough to take on the mighty Allies in planes that actually equal ours in performance" Mr. Jeeves, did you not see the He100ds, Bf109Ks and Bf109Gs we have used in combat? I could speculate as to the reason for this lapse of memory but it is more fun to compare your statement to that made by Lt.Col Jaguar in reference to allied aircraft, as the - "newest, most advanced planes ever built". Hehe, I love it when the allied brass contradicts themselves! Their communication is so bad, no wonder they can't defend their own populace! And now a final message for those of you suffering under the heel of allied imperialism in Africa - your liberators are making progress! Sincerely yours, Lord Haw Haw [img] ------------------ How many flyers will perish tonight because of Allied Aggression? IP: Logged
Spyder Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:01 AM You know how we were going to use the bomb on Hiroshima? Hold that, new target! ------------------ IP: Logged
Army puke SFC Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:10 AM Did you know that the B29 has not reached production status yet? ----------------------------------------- axis\|allied ------------------ [This message has been edited by Army puke SFC (edited 06-27-2000).] IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:50 AM Poor thing. His command structure is already breaking down, there's infighting about what types of aircraft and variants should be produced, his bomber arm is suspicious of his fighter arm, his Supreme Commander has no idea what in the hell is going on, so all he can do is make pretty little pictures. Poor li'l fella. Mk10=225th= IP: Logged
Jeeves Pilot	posted 06-27- 08:27 AM While we don't have the B-29, we do have the Lanc and the Tallboy...hmm...that might make a small dent in an airfield, huh? Maybe we should use ALL out resources...Lord Haw Haw...or should I call you...oh, not yet... I have not seen much actually done on your side with those prop fighters...I count on my flight leaders for intel...and they see bombs dropping from your jet-engine crutches. The war is far from over...and from now on-- my actions will speak for me...not my words. Cheers and S!... and I'll see you at Nuremburg... ------------------ Brought to you by the campaign for a better Dauntless! IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 08:34 AM Slap slap... ------------------ Be sure to visit my site at http://nosuntzu.homestead.com/index.html Take a Minute to check out over 600 Nose Art Babes at www.zing.com/album/?id=4294669099 Know your ENEMY, Know YOURSELF, and VICTORY is never in DANGER ! IP: Logged
Lord Haw Haw Cadet	posted 06-27- 11:36 AM Jeeves - I hope 'not yet' means 'not ever'. You would ruin the fun for those who (albeit grudgingly) enjoy this. Please don't Oh, and by the way: Hehe, excerpted from the Stars & Stripes (So busy reading axis newspapers...) Mk10 - Well, whatever 'disorganization' you allege on our side must still be better than the utter chaos on your side, given the weak defense the Luftwaffe has encountered. I've even read reports about 2nd-string, loose-canon allied flight leaders ordering repeated assaults on axis airfields after our aircraft have landed with only two fighters, causing more than twice their number to scramble, only to bug out as soon as the axis fighters close on their position. How's that for leadership meltdown? Sincerely yours, Lord Haw Haw P.S. Jeeves, I mean that, please don't. ------------------ How many flyers will perish tonight because of Allied Aggression? [This message has been edited by Lord Haw Haw (edited 06-27-2000).] IP: Logged
Himdog Pilot	posted 06-27- 12:00 PM Lord Haw Haw your posts are funny but to make fun of the allies IMO is like playing with a cornered animal. You make him mad enough and it's going to bite the #(%$&# out of you. The war is a long way from being over and it's still anyone's to take but hopefully the Axis will win. I still think of the Allied pilots as a foe but I also salute them. Could you use your real call sign? Oh well I quess not. Cheers Himdog out IP: Logged
Bulldog1 Pilot	posted 06-27- 12:06 PM You go HAW, I pesonally think this war has been kinda quite from an Axis perspective. Apart from the sound of Allied instillations exploding that is. It's getting lonely and frustrating trying to find where these allies keep running to. I wanna go to Russia at least they put up a good old fight. IP: Logged
Jaguar Pilot	posted 06-27- 06:29 PM I find it funny how the Axis, obviously shaken by our advancing forces, needs to resort to somebody blurting out propaganda in hopes that it will effect the moral of the enemy. If you think about it for a second, wouldn't you be more effective in a fighter defending your homeland with your fellow country men, than in a safe bunker talking on the radio? Face it "Lord Haw Haw" your a coward, afraid to fight for your country. That's why you have to devote all your time to this. You hear those bombs exploding above ground? That's me hunting for you. I am not only the CO for bomber command, but I am also the flight leader. I am always up there flying with my men. What do you do for your men? To date ALL of my bombs have hit their mark..... And I will continue hitting all my targets until you are defeated. You can't stop me Lord Haw Haw..... not that you would even try. By the way, the last time I checked, airplanes need propellers to fly your 109 isn't going anywhere. Probably for the better, at least thats 1 pilot who won't loose his life to an allied pilot. Greeting from England! Lt. Col. Jaguar IP: Logged
JV44_Jetlag Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:30 PM Sorry Jaguar, which war is this you're refering to? And, I must check my dictionary for the description of the word "advancing" How many targets was it you successfully destroyed? You'd better count that finger again. Then perhaps deduct one. "All in the best possible taste" ------------------ Kommandeur Jetlag SDOE War: Your country needs YOU! IP: Logged
Lord Haw Haw Cadet	posted 06-27- 07:34 PM First things first my good man, give me back my shades!. Now, to your message. Allied advance, eh? What do you call El Djem then? How about the Power Plant? Or Gabes Bridge? Your bombs may hit targets but the axis has not lost an airbase or industral complex yet, as per the War Deparment's latest reports. You, sir, engage in diffusion of propaganda, I engage in diffusion of fact. Recognize any former allied infrastructure? How about this colour shot: Well now. I'd like to address a few of your potshots now. Firstly, your intelligence regarding our flight rosters is obviously corrupted somehow. Of course, what would I expect from a airforce whose intel bureau led one pilot to one of our airbases in Africa. Trust me, none of the members of the Axis Infomation Bureau are cowards, in the manner to which you are referring. Secondly, in fact both 109s in that picture had propellers, as demonstrated by a picture taken by a German Newscrew. Of course you'll note the credit on that image to be the Associated Press, and given that the allies issue falty aircraft (which side had a bomber turn back due to mechanical problems Lt.Col?) why should one expect any better of their photographic equipment? Oh yes, and you may be overhead in your flimsy aeroplane, but quite obviously your armament is about as effective as the tactic illustrated by our good friend Calvin there. Good Day! Lord Haw Haw ------------------ How many flyers will perish tonight because of Allied Aggression? IP: Logged
Mirthain Pilot	posted 06-27- 09:32 PM Well well, if it isn't the great mouth of propaganda at it again. Well, it is a fact, our defence wasn't what it could have been.... of course, with the confusion of settling over here, we have had a few mistakes happen... but no more. The Allies are settling in and will be showing a new side to the enemies of freedom. Your "Use" of the propeller driven A/C was light at best, and with the use of your new technology you did give us a bit of surprise... enjoy your saurkraut now... the tide will be turning as the next battles will show. I hope that you are able to talk with brick dust and the ashes of your family in your mouth...... Mirthain=FC= IP: Logged
Snickers Pilot	posted 06-28- 08:16 AM I am reminded of a quote from Admiral Yamamoto right after Pearl Harbor. "I fear we have wakened a slumbering giant, and filled him with a terible resolve." I for one would like to thank the Axis powers for capturing El Djem. I hope you enjoy the rats and hot weather as much as we did... ------------------ Snickers =FC= IP: Logged
Jaguar Pilot	posted 06-29- 12:49 AM Oohh 2 against 1 now hu? well great! I'm up for it. Mr.Jetlag, dictionary.com defines advancing as: To serve as an advance person for (a trip to be made by a politician or a dignitary). so there..... I'll drop a dictionary for you on my next bombing run. The number of targets destroyed doesn't matter at this stage of the game. We'll win them back, with interest! Mr. Haw Haw "which side had a bomber turn back due to mechanical problems Lt.Col?" Atleast we didn't forget to put the prop on it! Faulty camera equipment? the camera doesn't lie Lord Haw Haw, nice try though. So the AP caught you on the ground with your pants down..... It's ok..... We didn't laugh..... Too long. Cheers! Lt. Col. Jaguar [This message has been edited by Jaguar (edited 06-29-2000).] IP: Logged
DanW Pilot	posted 06-29- 01:33 AM Jag, that peeing Calvin is funny as hell. You guys aren't scratching up any of my Jugs are you? Damn Nazis. And what are you doing letting a CADET talk bad about you guys? Haha. Where is Scharmers...? grab my stick IP: Logged
Jaguar Pilot	posted 06-29- 02:47 AM uuhhhh......... nothing you can't paint over .........{grabs duct tape} [This message has been edited by Jaguar (edited 06-29-2000).] IP: Logged
Werner Molders Pilot	posted 06-29- 03:05 PM Jag - You want interest on that hole called El Djem? Interest on all that manure and garbage you left behind (boy you guys live like pigs!), sure! We'll make sure the place is nice n' ripe for your "return" (chortle, chortle) . One more thing, and please don't take this the wrong way Dan, but we're a wee bit sensitive to the use of 'nazi' in reference to the axis side in the war. Thanks! Werner ------------------ Axis Adjutant SDOE War! [This message has been edited by Werner Molders (edited 06-29-2000).] IP: Logged
DanW Pilot	posted 06-29- 03:25 PM Oh, sorry....Damn 'bad guys'!!! Is that better? IP: Logged
Jaguar Pilot	posted 06-29- 04:10 PM Werner..... good point... I'll load incediary bombs instead that should clear things out. Dan.... That works too.....say, do you know where I can get a template for the P-47? I feel a need to make a "calvin" series paint scheme for the allied aircraft. Hey, Lord Haw Haw, I could make a few for your precious 262's if you want? Cheers! Lt. Col. Jaguar [This message has been edited by Jaguar (edited 06-29-2000).] IP: Logged
Lord Haw Haw Cadet	posted 06-29- 06:43 PM Mr. Jaguar - No thank you, our painting department is quite satisfied with the job on our 262s. In fact we're just touching up the paint on our new Mustang. Yours truly, Lord Haw Haw ------------------ How many flyers will perish tonight because of Allied Aggression? IP: Logged
Mirthain Pilot	posted 06-29- 09:32 PM Wow, they catch one 51 due to the deceptions of those Nasty Krauts flying an american flag over the field to lure him in. Then they try to make it sound like we are the bad guys here..... Of course, I noticed that they haven't moved it since it got there.... Hmmmmm.... Perhaps those idiot techs over there weren't paying attention when the took her apart to learn about her. That or if it isn't stamped "Volkswagen" they don't know how it goes together...... And Lord Arrg Arrg, If that is the best that your aircraft painters can do, you are in some pretty drab planes..... ah well.... it is going to be fun to see you all eating some crow this weekend..... Mirthian=FC= IP: Logged
Werner Molders Pilot	posted 06-29- 10:52 PM Mirthain, you underestimate us. Why would Luftwaffe High Command give up such a propaganda opportunity? We wouldn't want to lose that precious trophy of war, now would we? I flew in the mission where that pilot landed, and there was no flag over our base to fool him. Perhaps the maps with which he was supplied are to blame? Hmm. The allies, never at fault for their own failures. You know those fingers of yours must be pretty strong, they spend so much time pointed in one direction or another. Eating crow? Really, what are you going to do, throw more slow p47s at us? How about B17s? Mustangs? Oh, wait, we've already figured out how to drop those... Calling in the USN/RN perhaps? Hmm. Wouldn't want to give you any ideas now but rumour has it we'll be seeing some marine paint this weekend. Sorry Mirth, from my vantage point this weekend is looking like business as usual. Slow progress, losses on either side, but progress nonetheless. S! Werner ------------------ Axis Adjutant SDOE War! IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 06-29- 11:44 PM Actually I think the Allies need to release their "Secret Weapon" now IP: Logged
DanW Pilot	posted 06-30- 12:22 AM Question: Why are you guys sensitive to the word Nazi? Afterall, you seem to be role playing a WWII type conflict with swastikas on the sides of planes. True, I understand that this is fantasy and that every WW2 game carries that marking on the side of German aircraft. But, if you claim to be in the 'Luftwaffe' and fight for 'Germany', well, then wouldnt that make you a 'Nazi'? Just as you would be quick to point out that Nazi is an offensive term, one that you wouldn't want to be labelled just because this is make believe, some people, particularly those that lost loved ones due to genocide, might find great offense in that fact that some people are actually fighting for 'Germany', even if in a make-believe scenario. I said 'Damn Nazis' as a jab to Jaguar and his little peeing cartoon character. It wasn't meant to offend anyone. But if you are acting like you are in the Luftwaffe and post signs with big Swastikas on it, then wouldn't that make you a virtual Nazi? IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 06-30- 12:36 AM Actually, not all Nazis were bad people. Im not defending what the evil ones did (there were some pretty damned freakin evil Nazis!) but all of Hitlers ground forces were Nazis and so was his Luftwaffe and Id say 50% of them didnt know what was really going on (all the genocide and murdering) because they were away fighting in other lands. But still I would be offended if I were called a Nazi.... IP: Logged
Jaguar Pilot	posted 06-30- 12:52 AM uuuuhhhhh, I can see where this is going to end up, so lets just save everybody A LOT of trouble, and just drop the Nazi topic. None of this is meant to be taken seriously, so just sit back and enjoy the show BTW, LHH, how does it feel to fly a REAL plane for once? "All in the best possible taste" Lt. Col. Jaguar IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 06-30- 12:54 AM Ture that this should be dropped ::drops computer off of balcony:: There, all taken care of. IP: Logged
Wizard Cadet	posted 06-30- 01:29 AM DanW : Swatsikas are not actually a nazi symbol, it was first used by the Finnish air force, then Hitler just copied it because he liked the symbol. Its no longer the symbol of the Finnish air force... Anyone from Finland reading this? IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 06-30- 03:37 AM Actually Swatsikas are some sort of religous symbol of some sort. IP: Logged
Werner Molders Pilot	posted 06-30- 11:13 AM Guys, I'm going to agree with my allied counterpart here, this thread is meant entirely for a few chuckles and a bit of axis/allied trashtalk. Mirthain, I don't know you well enough to infer whether your posts are serious or if that's just your style, but I just want to make sure you're not taking this as a burr under your saddle or anything. Fun! Good, clean (well, sort of) fun. Also, for those of you who wish to debate the whole nazi thing, please take it to off topic. If it drags on too much longer I will try and persuade LHH to ask a moderator to move the whole thread to off topic, which would, imo, be a sad reflection on our community. Please respect the intended subject matter of the thread. Thanks! Werner ------------------ Axis Adjutant SDOE War! IP: Logged
Snickers Pilot	posted 06-30- 01:19 PM I do know Mirthain well enough and though I would never presume to speak directly for someone, by everything I know of and about him, this was intended as humor only. RE: Swatstikas Before Hitler adopted the use of it there was an American division(?) that has a Swatstica as part of their official patch. I am sure its usage dates much farther back... This WAS meant as humor (and pretty good at that, my compliments), dont turn it into something ugly. ------------------ Snickers =FC= IP: Logged

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