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Author
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Topic: Bomber Command Needs YOU!
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Jaguar
Pilot
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posted 06-25- 05:00 PM
   
 Allied Bomber Command is looking for pilots! Run, don't walk to your local recruiting station.... or just E-Mail me.
New pilot? No problem, we have training programs that will help you become the best pilot you can be!
Don't like flying those big ugly bombers? well, we operate many sleek, and fast attack bombers. Feel the rush as you scream over German airbases, dropping 500lb bombs into the CO's bed.
Or soar high amongst the clouds as you bomb from a B-17, and watch our fighters tangle with enemy planes at a safe distance.
We all know how the war is supposed to turn out, so get on the winning side! Join the Allied Bomber Command today! German pilots also welcome  We'll teach you how to fly REAL aircraft! Don't delay, eternal happiness is just an E-Mail away!
Lt. Col. Jaguar IP: Logged |
Lord Haw Haw
Cadet
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posted 06-25- 07:37 PM
...what the good sir ISN'T telling you is that this recruiting drive has come about because the bomber crew survival rate in the allied air forces is so bad!  Think twice before climbing into one of those four-engined coffins! Sincerely yours, Lord Haw Haw ------------------
How many flyers will perish tonight because of Allied Aggression? IP: Logged |
Jaguar
Pilot
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posted 06-25- 09:10 PM
Well my friends, as usual Mr. Haw Haw is wrong again. Ever since the MIGHTY industrial power of all the allied countries has swung into action, we have been flodded with the newest, most advanced planes ever built. They are producing them faster than we can find pilots. In making these planes, YOUR SAFETY is our number 1 concern! Thats why we are building planes like the P-47 and the B-17, to make sure YOU get home safe and sound! Even *IF* these planes sustain damage, the'll make it home. Blow a cylinder off your engine? No problem..... But trust your life to a German design..... well
  Let me put it another way..... do you want to be on the recieving end of this: 
 oh, and Lord Haw Haw:
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Lord Haw Haw
Cadet
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posted 06-25- 09:33 PM
Let us take a look at the last two Sundays, shall we? Perhaps a little U2 (to the tune of 'Sunday, Bloody Sunday') as background music as we analyze allied bomber performance. Now last Sunday not a single enemy bomber put ordnance on target, wheras axis planes struck Valetta, Oppenheim and Eastbourne. While we did not capture any of them, we did flatten the bases. For example the Axis Information Bureau released this poster made using actual photographs from the raid on Oppenheim.  Note the condition of the base, now ask yourselves how advance allied planes and tactics are if a trio of our jet fighters can inflict that kind of damage? Let's also take a look at equipment, I mean how can Mr. Jaguar possible argue superior equipment when B17s are dropped like balloons and as escorts are massacred when not simply ignored? You want superiour equipment? Hop into the war's only jet fighter, or how about a souped-up Heinkel 100d? Sorry ol' chap but this isn't the battle of britain anymore, your spitfires are now merely coffins with wings. Now lets examen another one of Mr. Jaguar's statements, "They are producing them faster than we can find pilots". Have you ever wondered why Bomber Command is in such need of pilots? Because they don't take the same amount of time the axis does to train those pilots, thus sentencing them to certain death. They overload the planes, making them easy targets for our intercept fighters. Again, the greed of the industry-obsessed Allied High Commmand rears its ugly head! What are you doing, flying under such brutal leadership? The statistics speak for themselves, now the question is will you become one yourself this weekend? Oh yes, and Mr. Jaguar, one final thought, those bombs of yours, given past allied performance, likely won't make it over the border. Perhaps 'Bessie' would be a more appropriate inscription, no? With regards, Lord Haw Haw ------------------
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AGAS - 5
Pilot
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posted 06-26- 08:42 AM
Jag... well done ...I luv it  AGAS 5 IP: Logged | |
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