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Topic: Calling Allied Forces....
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Lord Haw Haw
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posted 06-21- 03:06 PM
  
Goodevening, Lord Haw Haw here with a message for you allied pilots risking your lives in a futile war of aggression. 
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Razer
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posted 06-21- 03:10 PM
that's a pretty cool scheme..------------------
Tony "Razer" Martin
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Army puke SFC
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posted 06-21- 07:10 PM
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Mirthain
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posted 06-21- 09:49 PM
Thanks,
I needed something for the bathroom since you bombed us last.... these come just in time...... nice picture on it.... Good job with the editing of the picture.... I am taking out your printers next missions....
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nealg
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posted 06-21- 10:58 PM
Actually, this is a very good idea.  I think of the Japanese Kamikaze group, and realize that 15 or 20 of us defecting to the Axis could possible end this war in a day.Hmmmm....ok, Axis, I'm thinking on it. What's the pay??
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Army puke SFC
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posted 06-21- 11:17 PM
LUFTWAFFE SALARY:
6000 Deutschmarks per day
4500 Marks for every kill
FREE FOOD, LODGING AND MEDICAL SERVICES
and for every promotion you get 1500 increase in salary for the rest of your careerJOIN THE LUFTWAFFE TODAY! IP: Logged |
Army puke SFC
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posted 06-21- 11:19 PM
ALLIED FLIEGEREN, ITS TRUE, WE LUFTWAFFE PILOTS GET THIS MUCH!WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? [This message has been edited by Army puke SFC (edited 06-21-2000).] IP: Logged |
Lord Haw Haw
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posted 06-21- 11:31 PM
Ah, nealg, you, like your misguided compatriots at Allied High Command seem to believe that MONEY can buy happiness! Don't you realize that with government that believes in the strength of the people money becomes singularly unimportant? Note the pilot who deserted your forces over Africa and came to us - his story inspired us so that we decided to make a poster out of it...  So, to all the allied pilots out there, will you be the one to die at the hands of your capitalist leaders? Obviously they care more about the price of your poorly-built aircraft than about your life!! ------------------
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Army puke SFC
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posted 06-22- 03:41 AM
JOIN THE LUFTWAFFE!
We provide technologically advanced and extremely reliable aircraft for our pilots, as well as a superior logistics network. Rest assured that in the Luftwaffe your aircraft will always be in top condition and will never have any mechanical difficulties in flight, thanks to our extremely advanced industrial base.Report to your nearest Stalag Luft today! IP: Logged |
Army puke SFC
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posted 06-22- 03:44 AM
There is also no amount of racism in the Luftwaffe, pilots from all over the world are welcome!IP: Logged |
semmern
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posted 06-22- 04:46 AM
Exept English, American and Russian ones. Scheisse! Get me mein Focke-Wulf. Die B-17's are angreiffing.IP: Logged |
Snickers
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posted 06-22- 08:06 AM
"...We provide technologically advanced and extremely reliable aircraft for our pilots, as well as a superior logistics network..."YES THEY *DO*!!!! This is why 4 Spitfires were able to hold their owm against 8 Me262's. Our "friends" in the LW will learn the hard way that propaganda like this invariably works in reverse. (Anybody out there remember the orgins of the song "Yankee Doodle"?) Hey Mir! You had the right idea as to the use of thier stuff.... ------------------
Snickers
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Pachy
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posted 06-22- 01:38 PM
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So, to all the allied pilots out there, will you be the one to die at the hands of your capitalist leaders?
Please explain why Germany in the 1930's was not capitalistic heaven. Yep german technology's good. That's why the allies used it:  IP: Logged |
Werner Molders
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posted 06-22- 08:07 PM
Note from the Adjutant here... Pachy & others, please don't be offended or anything by our latest addition to the axis roster, while I freely admit Lord Haw Haw is here to 'inform' your ignorant pilots about their fate each Sunday night, we have asked him to do this to add a little levity and ambiance to the SDOEwar... Keep those smilies coming! Werner ------------------
Axis Adjutant
SDOE War!
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Mk10 225th
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posted 06-22- 09:38 PM
And so, the insidious propaganda machine raised it's evil, twisted head...hee-hee!Mk10=225th= (Oh God, please no, not the Beer Maidens, anything but the Beer Maidens!) IP: Logged |
Army puke SFC
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posted 06-22- 09:44 PM
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Jeeves
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posted 06-22- 10:13 PM
Because...and Spyder would agree...there's nothing quite like shrimp on the barby!! Sorry--- couldn't stop myself...I'll try harder next time.------------------
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Army puke SFC
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posted 06-23- 04:28 AM
JOIN THE LUFTWAFFE!IP: Logged |
Jeeves
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posted 06-23- 12:19 PM
Easy there, puke boy! You're making this thread take forever to load!------------------
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Snickers
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posted 06-23- 02:11 PM
Hey Jeeves,
Come on over for the celebration after this weekends war. We are having sour kraut....
(Well, thats the way they will feel anyway...)
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Snickers
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Army puke SFC
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posted 06-23- 06:49 PM
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Werner Molders
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posted 06-25- 01:58 AM
Snickers - I will endeavour to make sure you get LOTS of time to enjoy your sauerkraut. As in "Dover 1" lots of time... It seems that throughout this war thus far the axis has been the side with the innovations in tactics, 'public relations', etc. Why do you think we'll quit now? Trust me, this Sunday we will not disappoint. Werner ------------------
Axis Adjutant
SDOE War!
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ArgonV
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posted 06-25- 03:02 AM
ATTENTION AXIS PILOTS!  Why be a dead stick in the mud in the Luftwaffe?
With the ever increasing war demands, your small country is begining to lack the rescourses to produce safe, reliable and strong aircraft. Join the Allied Forces today and we will gaurentee planes and equipment of the best quality with your safety and needs in mind. [This message has been edited by ArgonV (edited 06-25-2000).] IP: Logged |
ArgonV
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posted 06-25- 03:13 AM
 AXIS PILOTS, THIS COULD BE YOU! Why let that happen to you? Join the Allied Forces today and you wont be a mortality statistic. IP: Logged |
ArgonV
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posted 06-25- 03:14 AM
Hows that for propaganda?IP: Logged |
Jaguar
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posted 06-25- 05:11 PM
well... I like it heheheCheers!
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Lord Haw Haw
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posted 06-25- 07:28 PM
ArgonV - Weak my good man, weak. Your attempts to match the work of the Axis Information Bureau fall far short, with your mere 'screenshots' to try and influence us. I am also informed by Luftwaffe High Command that your photograph of what seems to be a Ju88 must be an allied fabrication since no Ju88s have seen front-line service during the war. Lying again? You allied troops must be getting used to this from your commanders by now! At least the Axis Information Bureau uses photographs of aircraft either from the front line, or in the case of your deserter from last week, delivered to the Luftwaffe for further inspection. To my friends in the allied forces, the carnage wrought by your brutal commanders upon your friends and their aircraft will be avenged! The information bureau has produced another series of posters to try and convince the populace to overthrow these men and stop their tyrannical aggression, which is forcing us to retaliate for the damage inflicted upon us by them. Just wait... Sincerely yours, Lord Haw Haw ------------------
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ArgonV
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posted 06-25- 10:26 PM
Lord Haa Haa, no Ju-88s in front line service? No wonder you are loosing the war. But Im sure your used to your commanders who plan bad battle tactics by now? And as for the "mere screenshots" We Allies perfer to spend our valuable rescourses and man power else where to produce far more devestating results.(P.S. For those of you who dont know, Im not really participating in the war. Im currently vacationing in Switzerland. But I do support the Allied War Effort.) IP: Logged |
Lord Haw Haw
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posted 06-25- 10:57 PM
ArgonV - At first I wondered why it wasn't a member of the allied forces responding, but then I remembered that the Luftwaffe wiped out the Tonbridge Power Plant today! I wonder what it's like to eat steak and kidney pie in the dark...Who needs Ju88s when you have Me262s anyhow? Only the allies would make such a poor choice of equipment. Lord Haw Haw ------------------
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ArgonV
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posted 06-26- 03:23 AM
So ya'll are using Me-262s for front line bombing eh? I hope the Allies dont take out and refineries then, because those babies suck fuel!IP: Logged |
Jeeves
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posted 06-26- 10:38 AM
Of course the Axis would sink so low as to pick the one Uber plane in the game-- they are not skilled enough to take on the mighty Allies in planes that actually equal ours in performance. I pity the foolish Axis pilot who dares to try to take on the Allies in the plane that does not possess a jet engine...for the Axis command would be swamped with having to send letters to families back in the Fatherland telling of their sons' being lost in a futile war.We did happen to hit a refinery as well in the Rhineland yesterday...how much more fuel do you boys have, hmm? ------------------
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