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manock
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posted 04-24- 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for manock   Click Here to Email manock     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
These two missions will be flown 7:00 PM at the California server.

The German Navy was losing too many U Boots in its North Sea Campaign to cut off war supplies to Britain. German spy Heidi Heinie, sister of war hero Dieter Heinie had infiltrated Winston Churchill’s Cabinet Drawers pertinent to Submarine Detection, and discovered that English Destroyers were sonaring in on ‘SKREEKING - BANG!’ noises German submarines were making while on active duty. Earnst Heinkel still feeling silly over his earlier Reggie Theory once again volunteered to avenge the Reich by participating in a tour of Das Boot to ascertain what it was giving the German underwater fleet away. After an emotional screening, Earnst waxed philosophically and said ‘This war makes about as much sense as a screen door in a submarine!’ A red faced German High Command immediately ordered all U Boats to the Submarine Pens for immediate removal of the offending bulkheads. English Enigma Decoders intercepted the order, and suggested a squadron of heavily armed Mosquitoes might want to bomb the brimming German U Boat Pens, and take out the entire German WolfPack in one strike! A German Channel Crabber radioed Doullens AirField that some Mosquitoes were headed their way, and this might be a good time to express their opinion on wooden airplanes. Three FockeWolfes immediately took to the air apparently with some idea of a statement.


German Intel couldn't figure out how England always knew where their planes were during the Battle of Brittain. They had decided a brit named Reggie had been assigned a lawn chair, binoculars, and a pair of semifor flags to sit near the edge of Dover Cliffs to spot and tattle on the approaching Germans. Reggie was a dapper gent, and was known for his tweeds. Reggie would semifore his information to young Bonnie Prat who then rode her bike downhill to Fighter Command Hdqrts to relay the news to the waiting General BrassBottom who always enjoyed Bonnie's visits.. Special Reggie hunter pilots had been assigned to German Squadrons to scour Dover cliffs before each major mission hopefully to scare Reggie away before he could signal young Bonnie. By the end of the Battle of Brittain, the Reggie Hunters were very disgruntled that their efforts to find and frighten the elusive Reggie had failed so miserably. After a particularly crushing 1939 OctoberFest, Pilot Dieter Hienie jolted out of his hangover when he realized those tall radio towers he and his fellow hunters were just missing flying into must have something to do with England's clairvoyent powers. Oooh, how the Reggie Hunters burned with embarrassment and rage over the deception. 'There was no Reggie at all' they cried. 'Those towers must be highly advanced RAdio Detecting And Ranging units,' and they began to plot their revenge on the cursed structures. 'We will dive bomb those towers in our shiny new FockeWolfes, and maybe The Fuhrer will try again to launch Operation Sealion.' Earnst Heinkel himself, originator of the Reggie theory and stung by the younger pilot's contempt for his intellect joined the Reggie Hunters with his personal plane in their plan for the daring grudge match. Little did the Hunters know the new Spitfire MrkV had been delivered to England's Fighter Command, and that 20mm cannons were awaiting their angry arrival.
Each Jagstaffel is assigned its own Radar Tower. Follow the waypoints to the tower and dive bomb it. Then take out the Spitfires. Earnst Heinkel is assigned to Combat Air Patrol.
Spitfires shoot down all axis planes.

See you then. I'll be the pilot with a mouse in my left hand, and new Saitek in my right bumbling around in the skies.
Manock

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Moose EAF322
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posted 04-25- 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moose EAF322   Click Here to Email Moose EAF322     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Manock...
sounds like great missions !!

Can u send them to me ??

moose@alcesalces.nl.com

for posting pictures: click at the "*UBB Code is ON" link left of the reply box , then u see all UBB codes.

Moose

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